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My name is Guillermo Gomez. I live a life of solitude, in an upstairs apartment, living on Social Security, paying $345 per month in rent. I work part-time at a video editing suite -- a very easy-going job where my skills are valued. Some would call me lucky in that sense, but all my life I have felt far from lucky, for I have been diagnosed with Asperger syndrome.

This article is a work in progress -- an ongoing attempt to tell my story and what can be learned from it. I can't guarantee that everything here will be of use to you, but it's a start. Everything you should pay close attention to is identified in bold. More will be added to each section once I think of it. (Click the "watch" tab to be notified by email when changes are made.)

Making friends has never been easy for me -- mainly because I'm not good at starting friendships. It feels like so much of an effort for me to walk up to a person, introduce myself, think of a hundred conversation topics, and make that person like me. The thought of doing so leaves me exhausted, and makes me feel more like being alone. The fact that I live alone is both a blessing and a curse. On one hand, I can stay home as much as I want, watch TV, surf the net, talk on the phone, create animation, or anything else I feel like. I have so much freedom that I often have trouble deciding what to do next. Although I am 28, I feel as if my emotional maturity is at least 4 years behind my physical maturity. I'm higher-functioning than most people with AS, but no matter who you are, a diagnosis of anything will damage your psyche and your self-esteem for the rest of your life.

Introduction: How I learned I was different[]

In 1988, my parents took me to a diagnostic school. I didn't ask them why, because I was only five, and I thought they knew everything. I don't remember a whole lot about the experience, except staying in a hotel bedroom with my parents and reading a book about cats. At that point I felt just like a normal kid my age, with normal interests, normal curiosity, and normal behavioral problems. I didn't know that I was being diagnosed, because my parents never told me why they were taking me to the school. What made the diagnosis even more difficult was that Asperger syndrome wasn't recognized until 1994.

My observations were heightened when I entered the second grade at age eight. I was one year older than most of the kids in my class. But I didn't really mind much about it at the time, since I was pretty much learning at the same pace as my classmates.

Then, in 1993, an incident happened in this extracurricular course I was taking over the summer. I don't remember all of it, but I do know it involved the other students goading me into going along with some troublesome activity, resulting in the teacher getting very upset with me. After class on that day, my mom told me that I had autism. I had heard the word before, but I didn't know what it meant. Now I knew that it referred to my habits I couldn't control. I learned that in preschool, I used to poke other kids' arms with push pins, which to this day I have no memory of whatsoever. I also learned that, in kindergarten, I used to nonchalantly wander out of class and go outside whenever I lost interest in something. I can sort of remember that.

Sooner or later, a kid with AS is going to know that he has it. He's also going to learn whether it's a good thing or a bad thing. When you tell your kid about what he has, make sure you say it doesn't mean you love him any less. You're just curious about why he behaves unusually, especially if he is unable to give a good answer. Emphasize his good qualities, but don't be too hard on him for his bad ones.

Part One: My weaknesses[]

Since I have made numerous mistakes, whether they involve driving, social faux pas, or being on time, I now make the best effort I can to be extra-responsible, in order to avoid making any more mistakes. (For example, if I have to be somewhere by a certain time, I leave as early as possible.) I like it when I know what's going to happen; I'm used to a regular routine. Because of this, some people have said that I worry too much. This insults me, because it's an indication that the other person would rather not be like me, and it makes me feel less than human.

Since high school, I have a bad habit of thinking that everyone thinks they're better than me. As a result, it's very easy for me to feel patronized. Examples of this will be applied all throughout the article, so watch for 'em ...

Groups and women[]

I've noticed that I don't function well in large groups. There are so many people in them that I don't know what to say unless I'm spoken to, and I have trouble following everyone's lead if I disagree with it - which I usually do.

I find I'm more comfortable introducing myself to females than I am towards males. In grade school, the lunch tables were separated between a boys' table and a girls' table, and since all the boys picked on me, I always sought refuge at the girls' table, knowing they wouldn't hurt me. Like most women, I'm sensitive, caring, and honest about my feelings, while most of the men I've met choose to hide theirs. Many of the men I've met who are around my age are either more mature than me, and thus condescending upon my self-esteem, or just plain stupid. The only men I talk to are older than me by several years, so I know they won't judge me. Another factor that prevents me from introducing myself to other men my age is, I don't want to come off as gay.

I have a tendency to be tactile towards women, but only if I know them well enough to know that they accept me for who I am. This doesn't always make them feel comfortable around me, however, and it's that kind of communication I find hard to read, unless they tell me in words how they feel. I think there is no greater sensation than a hug from a woman, and not in a carnal context: it's a sign of mutual respect between us, and it brings me one step closer to understanding the way her mind works - which can be a challenge for anyone.

I'm also not very good at making eye contact, which puts some people off. Eye contact embarrasses me because it brings back torrid memories of confrontation that will haunt me for the rest of my life. It is also impossible for most men to admire a woman's body and listen to what she is saying at the same time. I have found a way to do both, but everyone agrees that the eye contact could be better.

In California, it's very hard to meet other people, unless you're a social drinker, an anime fan, or a swinger. I've tried to be two of the three, and none have worked - I have no desire to consume alcohol.

Bad Habits[]

My bad habits are numerous, and I can't remember all of them, although I'd like to. Since I hate making mistakes, I have a bad habit punching myself in the head when I get really frustrated (though I haven't done that in awhile). I also like drawing on the walls of my apartment, as well as on classroom tables. Some people think of this as vandalism, but I enjoy it because there is something different about drawing on wood as opposed to drawing on paper.

Tell your kid it's perfectly okay to have certain habits, but first you yourself must weigh them on a scale to balance out which habits should and shouldn't be controlled. Also tell him to ask others if anything he does bothers them. It might also help if you inform others about his condition in advance, so they'll know enough beforehand to ask him nicely to behave.

Sometimes in public, I become paranoid that I'm giving others a bad vibe without meaning to. I like observing the way people interact, on the bus, in an audience, etc., but I'd feel embarrassed if they thought I was weird.

Getting in trouble[]

I have never been comfortable with getting in trouble. In school, I always tried as hard as I could to follow the rules, but somehow I have always ended up getting caught for doing wrong. And even when I didn't get caught or punished, the guilt still ate away at my conscience. Even though I strived to be a good kid (and the teachers knew that), I always got punished harshly whenever I violated school policy. I remember one particular day in second grade when I was to sit in detention with some other kids, for a rule I didn't remember breaking. During our time in detention, we were supervised by an assistant principal, who gave us a stern lecture on how bad we were, and how we could end up in juvenile hall if we didn't shape up. I couldn't believe I was hearing this, because I didn't think I deserved to be talked to in that way. But slowly I accepted the impression that I was a bad kid, and that impression comes back to haunt me to this day.

Whenever your kid gets in trouble, let him know that he did a bad thing, but always make it clear that he is still good people and that you respect him. "Love the sinner, hate the sin."

Part Two: My strengths[]

Besides my grammar and typing skills, which are evident from this article, there are a few other things I'm good at.

Living on my own[]

For the past few years I've been living by myself in an apartment. I do everything I can to take care of myself, which includes cooking, shopping, managing money, and cleaning house (though the last one isn't my favorite). Many think it's amazing that I can be that functional, but I don't think it's anything to make a big deal about. Sometimes it feels like I'm getting complimented for doing something anyone could do, which doesn't seem fair.

Expressing my feelings[]

I'm straight-forward when it comes to the way I feel around someone. (And yet, I come from a family that usually keeps their feelings hidden in favor of not spoiling the party. More on them later.) Yet, I am still unsure whether this fits in the category of strength or weakness, because saying how I feel can be helpful to others, but at the same time it can also be a deal-breaker.

(more coming soon)

Part Three: My family[]

I come from a very loving family, whom I sometimes take for granted. Most of them are older than my age group, so I often don't know what to talk about with them. If I had more friends my age to hang out with, I'd feel more like they were my family, because I would know they were reaching out to me out of respect and sympathy, as opposed to lineage. So in some way I suppose I envy the broken-family kids I went to school with.

My parents[]

Everyone who knows me says I have cool parents, and I agree. Their behavior has made a profound impact on who I am.

My mom is a great mom. She's never had to "ground" either of her kids, because she raised us right. She grew up in a somewhat dysfunctional household, so she was extra cautious of the things she did to make sure I'd grow up safely, especially after I had been diagnosed. If things spun out of control for her, she would become pessimistic, and sometimes blow up at me and/or my sister. Thus we would always be careful not to make her angry. In recent years, I've noticed such characteristics within myself.

As she got older, she started experiencing chronic pains, so she joined several wellness/support groups and started practicing yoga and Qi Gong. Thus she became more neutral towards making mistakes, which confused me, because she always told me to be careful not to make mistakes. The mom I knew taught us how to feel things, but now it seemed like she was telling us to brush them off like they didn't matter.

My dad, on the other hand, is a little more laid back and nonchalant. He seemed to have an answer for everything, except during my high school years. Whenever I had conflicts with someone else, or girl trouble, he would act like it wasn't his responsibility, because I would have to grow up and deal with my problems by myself. (Because of this attitude, he gives me more nightmares than my mom does.) But he's a good dad. He's got a great sense of humor, and really gets into my interests, which sometimes surprises me. (One time for Halloween he went as Beavis.) He does a lot of things my mom won't do with me, such as go to concerts and animation festivals.

My sister[]

I used to be good friends with my sister, Esteli. We understood each other well, especially when our parents weren't being fair to us. However, once puberty hit, things became much more difficult. I don't have a lot of good memories of her after high school, because we each had a different experience there: she had the experience of a 4.0 GPA, straight-A, scholarship-bound valedictorian, while I had the experience of a social outcast. She was active in such organizations as Gay/Straight Alliance, choir and drama. I could not relate to such things, and thus developed a disdain towards them.

In my mind, I always thought she was looking down on me. She had many more friends than me, and also found a boyfriend faster than I could find a girlfriend. Since I was the older brother, I thought I should be ahead of her in every way. I would never want to be around when her friends were at the house. She would always win in an argument, so I avoided her as much as I could.

Finally, when we both moved out of the house and had a chance to find ourselves, we became happier. All we needed was to be apart, since we were clearly not compatible as friends anymore. Yet, since she's been gone, she's been a lot more friendly towards her family, realizing they deserve more credit than she's given them. My mom has often told me that my sister misses me, which I find hard to believe. I am still reluctant to speak with her, because in some ways I still feel smaller than her. But whenever she calls me or talks to me on AIM, I find I do have things to say. It's almost as if we're starting our relationship over from scratch.

The men in my family[]

Most of the men on my dad's side of the family refrain from expressing their feelings, and instead act like nothing's wrong during a get-together. My grandfather will sometimes go off on a tangent about something he's involved with, without noticing that no one's listening anymore. When I was diagnosed, and learned more about what I had, I wondered if I had inherited some type of gene from one of them. It struck them as odd that I was so open and honest about my feelings, and in a way, I guess it was a wake-up call for them.

Many of the men in my family have a habit of putting others’ needs above their own. My grandparents are willing to help the family out with any favor, and are willing to let me spend the night at their place any time. My uncle and aunt always make sure the rest of the family is having a good time at gatherings, and never seem to reach out to others to talk about their own feelings. My other uncle has befriended many interesting characters, not all of whom have been accepted by his parents. Likewise, I’m always glad to have company over, and help out friends whenever I can; however, sometimes this has resulted in massive amounts of credit card debt and a few other stressors.

(more coming soon)

Part Four: My junior/high school life[]

From sixth grade onward, I lost my innocence. Everything I had learned about life so far had been proven to be wrong. The things I went through made me feel bitter, more repressed, and less eager to get to know people.

I went to high school in Aptos, which is located in Santa Cruz County. The population consists of surfers, skateboarders, wannabe models, real estate developers, pot smokers, spoiled rich kids, musicians, drama queens, environmentalists, and other degenerates. Everyone knew each other since they were little, but I didn't know as many of them, so throughout the entire period I always felt like "the new kid," and was treated as such. I always made an effort to be nice, especially towards the girls, but I was so nice that many of my peers had a tendency to walk all over me. The boys would often call me "gay" because of my nickname, Guille (GEE-ay), and I never understood why they got more dates than me. (Another one of the nicknames they gave me, though not out of hatred, was "Mullet" because of my hair, which was long, but was not a mullet.) On the plus side, I effectively grew more skeptical towards many of the "advances" made towards me.

If you can, home-school your kids, or put them in a private school. Don't force them to want friends. If they want friends, put them in a situation where they might be able to find some, and they'll learn the ropes on their own.

Students from all walks of life would tease me, from the dumbest punk rockers to the occasional honor students. Even several students whom I thought were my friends would be hard on me. And when I objected, they laughed at me further and accused me of not being able to take a joke. It was so bad that I became used to not defending myself, knowing that talking to them wouldn't make them harass me any less. I would retaliate sometimes, but in retrospect, that probably wasn't the best idea.

Make sure your kid is able to distinguish between what is teasing and what is not. Don't describe it in black-and-white terms.

Another thing that made me unpopular was that I got a kick out of getting other kids in trouble, whether or not the conflicts had to do with me. I wasn't trying to be mean -- I was just making sure everything was right. (It seemed that everyone else had a different definition of "right.") Moreover, I was so concerned about getting in trouble myself, that I did the best I could to uphold the rules. Thus, in a very small way, the school system was responsible for my pushover disposition, because they always told me to report anything to them that went wrong. They knew that since I was disabled, they didn't want to look bad for letting mistreatment of me slip by. Along with my parents, they made such an emphasis on my education that they didn't give me enough advice on how to defend myself. They didn't tell me to say things like, "I'm a person too, and you have no right to harass me."

If your kid gets harassed, teach them how to deal with it. Show them how to be peaceful and nonviolent, and make sure they can determine when it is necessary to ask for help.

Eventually, I too became more focused on my education to the extent that I took summer school, so I would have the chance to graduate a semester early and get the hell out of school -- especially since I was at least a year older than most of my peers, which was ironic to me, because I was older, but not wiser, than them.

To this day, I still have a bitter attitude towards people in general, with the impression that everyone thinks they're better than me. I am reluctant to set foot in Santa Cruz County, but whenever I do, it's usually to see my parents or my small group -- which I will discuss in another chapter.


Once puberty hit, the girls became so attractive and beautiful that I was at a loss for words. The most I could do was say things like "You look pretty today."

From the end of 7th grade onward and throughout all of high school, I had a huge crush on a girl named Meghan. She was the most beautiful thing I had ever set eyes on at the time, and she was also nice to me. I would become smitten when she greeted me with that smile, and asked me how I was doing. She would even defend me against harassment, albeit lightly, by telling others to "be nice." But the more I tried to get to know her, the more I stumbled, and a budding friendship that could have grown into a bigger one ended up being pushed further back. It started when I called her on the phone and talked to her regularly, since I thought that was what friends do. Then one time when I called, her mom answered the phone and told me she didn't want me calling her daughter anymore. I couldn't figure out why. I tried talking to Meghan in person whenever I could, but she was always talking to someone else (usually one of my dominant-type male enemies), and I didn't want to impolitely interrupt, so I almost never got my word in edgewise unless I approached her when she was alone. (One time I even had to arrange a time with a counselor for the both of us to talk.)

One night, my mom had the perfect opportunity to meet Meghan's mom. It was a ceremonial reception for the California Junior Scholarship Federation. My name was to be called, and I was to be given a medal (or certificate, or some other prize). But somehow, my name wasn't called. This angered my mom so much that, during the intermission, she decided to approach the principal and assistant principal to talk to them about it. I tried to tell her that Meghan's mom was also here, but she didn't seem to care. She was more focused on my educational achievements than on my love life.

If your kid develops a love interest in someone, talk to him regularly about it, for yours and his sake. Ask him questions about how he shows love, what he thinks will happen, and what usually does happen, before you give your own input. Talk to the parents of the girl, if you can, to clear things up.

Everyone seemed to know that I had a crush on Meghan, and had a tendency to accuse me of stalking her. It felt so unfair not getting a chance to learn about this intriguing girl. But I tried my best to show how I felt through ways like cards and dumb poetry. Finally in junior year, I told her I loved her. She said I could talk to her any time, which at the time I thought was great to hear. However, even though she seemed eager to keep in touch with me after high school, I have had little luck doing so. And since I gave more kindness than I received, I now begin to question whether she really liked me. To this day, unless she and I get a chance to talk things over about what all happened, the respect I once had for her continues to diminish.

Teach your kid that true love doesn't come easy, especially at this age. If he is accused of sexual harassment or stalking, listen to both sides of the story. Try to arrange a meeting for all involved and resolve the conflict maturely.

Track and field[]

One of my most troubled experiences was being on the cross-country team in 8th grade. I didn't see why my mom signed me up - I wasn't into sports at all. I only ran for protection against an assault. But my mom thought that being on the track team would help me make friends, get exercise, and feel better about myself. (She later recalled that she wanted to "leave no stone unturned.")

Instead of happy, the track meets left me exhausted, looking forward to going home. Plus, the kids were too competitive, saying they could run faster than me, which didn't feel good to hear. There is also one event I will never forget. At one track meet, I was in a race, when I got so tired I had to slow down, or my heart would burst out of my chest. My mom was nearby as I passed, and she had an unforgiving look on her face. She desperately wanted her son to be normal, and I had failed. There was nothing she could do but give me the finger. Later on that night, she talked to me about it, and apologized, saying she came to the realization that, if sports didn't make me happy, they were definitely not for me. She concluded that drawing is my thing, and said I should stick to it.

If your kid doesn't like something, there's a good chance he never will, especially if you keep pushing it upon him. Leave him to find his own interests and he'll be happier about himself.

Peer counseling[]

My experience with the peer counseling staff began in my freshman year. Robbie, a senior, was to be my counselor. We talked a few times about stuff I was going through. Since he was so easy to talk to, I eventually invited him to go see a movie with me. He declined, saying it would be "out of bounds." That's when I realized that...

People with AS don't need counselors. They need friends. A counselor can't be your friend. True friends can't be hired.

In junior year, I had the chance to become part of the class of peer counselors. Everyone suggested to my mom that me being a part of the peer counseling class would help me make friends, and feel better about myself. The teacher, Sherry Tacktill, knew my mom since I was a baby, and assured her that the class was the thing for me. Boy, was she wrong!

From very early on, I could tell I didn't belong in this class. For one thing, everyone was hyped up on so-called "school spirit," which I could not comprehend. Second, I got off to a bad start in the class: during one of our trust-building activities, my partner, Amanda, did not feel comfortable with me leading her blindfolded. I later learned that she "naturally didn't trust anyone," but my feelings still hurt. Also, I would ask my classmate Jesse if she knew any single girls who'd be interested in a nice guy like me, but she didn't want to help me out with that kind of thing. (My mom met my dad through their friends, so I thought it would work for me - but times have changed.) I was still isolated and unhappy.

But the worst part of the whole experience was probably the time we went to a retreat at the Santa Clara Convention Center. I didn't want to go on the trip; I wanted to stay home and watch the South Park videos I'd just received in the mail. My mom forced me to go, however, believing that the trip would be a good self-esteem building experience. She even went along with the class as a chaperon, so I'd have some kind of supervision.

The retreat included several plays and workshops put on by students from other counties and schools, preaching things like safe sex, staying away from drugs, and other formulaic teen lessons. There was also a dance, and a hypnotist act by a guy named Bruce Wilkoff (during which I distracted myself by writing a first draft of an Oddballs script). The whole point of the retreat was to build teamwork skills, learn how to play it safe, and feel better about yourself, but the impression I got was that you had no choice but to be a conformist, and succumb to the mediocrity around you. Plus the hypnotist act was obviously fake.

During the dance, I attempted to dance with several girls in a suggestive way, since that was what I saw everyone else doing at past high school dances. However, the girls complained to the chaperons instead of telling me to back off. I learned this when a chaperon told me to stop, and eventually, Mr. Wilkoff took me outside, sat me down in a room, and gave me a stern lecture. He told me that what I was doing was wrong, that I was harassing the girls by eliciting inappropriate physical contact, and could go to jail for it. (Plus he kept rudely mis-pronouncing my name as "Galen.") I was hurt because no one had ever taught me how to dance the way they did, and I was also upset that the girls didn't talk to me themselves, but instead depended on the chaperons to speak for them. Mrs. Tacktill came over, and was embarrassed by the whole thing. She didn't try to defend me, and assured him that I would be in check for the rest of the night.

The following morning, my mom was appalled at what happened the night before. She was in such disbelief that she even asked me to demonstrate what I did. When we returned home, we wrote an open letter to the class explaining what I did. Mom and I both seemed to agree that this class was a bad idea (as well as me being on the track team), and sort of gritted our way through the rest of high school.

Peer pressure isn't just limited to students - it can affect parents, too. If your parents tell you what they've heard from other parents, or teachers, it may help to question them. Let them see that you know what's best for you.

To this day, I still live with the nightmare of the retreat, and every time I pass the Convention Center on the light rail, I get the chills. I would feel better about it if Mr. Wilkoff saw how much pain he put me through, and maybe apologized.


Even though I was stepped on, I still had things to say. And I expressed them in the best way I knew how: a newspaper comic panel called "Here to There." I described it as Boy Meets World meets "The Far Side." Much of the humor was based around the foibles and farces of high school life from the students' point of view. It was more of a labor of love than an actual requirement, because my cartoons, while respected by the student newspaper staff, rarely got published. Whenever they were seen, they got people talking. Some understood my sense of humor (adults especially); others didn't. Some of my jokes, including one about pimping the cheerleaders, offended a few people, but I didn't care. Through my art, I was becoming recognized as someone who deserved respect. (In one of my yearbooks someone wrote "Keep telling it like it is.")

(more coming soon)

Part Five: Friends[]

My parents noticed how hard it was for me to make friends once I entered high school. In grade school it's different: all the students still have a bit of innocence left in them, so it's easier to relate to one another. From high school onward, it's easier to become more vicious and unforgiving towards those who are different.


You might say my diagnosis of AS expanded the social horizons of my parents more than mine. They got to meet other parents of kids with AS, and thought it would be good for me to be with them. I wasn't too comfortable with this idea for the most part, because most of them were even more severely affected than I was, so I still felt different in a bad way.

People with AS may not like to be around their own kind. They want to feel as if they're one with everyone else.

I also participated, for less than a week, in a class of disabled students during the first part of my sophomore year. I felt like I wasn't being challenged enough, so I quickly switched over to a PE class, which wasn't much better, but at least I got it out of the way.

College students[]

There were several occasions when my parents would hire university students to instruct me on how to interact with people. And that was all very well, but I still felt socially inadequate compared to them. They weren't treating me as one of them. And at the same time, I didn't really have much enthusiasm for the activities they helped me take part in. For these students were from UC Santa Cruz, haven for environmentalism and open thought - two things which were not applicable to my narrow psyche at the time.

The Oddballs[]

BIG section coming soon

Online forums[]

For the most part, I do not consider the internet a good place to meet people. The main reason I started posting on online forums was to expand my media collection, and catch up on the TV shows I had missed out on (I grew up without cable).

In 2003 I joined a Muppet fan forum called "Tough Pigs," which is run by Danny, the creator of this and other fine Wikis. Many of the members there are based on the east coast, and have known each other for over seven years - some even longer. Danny refers to them, good-naturedly, as the "StupidFriends" because many of the people in this group have a tendency to laugh at anything. The group is so tight-knit that members have made cult hobbies of joking about anything posted on the forum, playing with cheap puppets or dolls, and drawing kid-like drawings with crayons. As hard as I try, I can't make heads or tails of such activities. And I can't be funny online, except occasionally in AIM. Every time I try to be funny, I wind up having to apologize for it. Most of what I post about on that forum has to do with history, or sharing a hard-to-find artifact, or something in the news. Apart from those things, there are times when I can't figure out what they like about me. Compared to them, I feel so boring.

I learned more about the group when I participated in a get-together three years ago, which took place in New York. I thought it would be fun meeting these people whom I knew by words but not by face. For the most part, it was fun, but I felt like a stranger at times. For example, one night I wanted to show everyone the DVDs I had brought with me, but they wanted to play "Muppet Party Cruise" on the Playstation 2 instead. I played some of it, but since I don't own a PS2, I felt like a disoriented tourist. I also didn't have much fun when we went out exploring toy stores, because I'm not a toy collector. Once again, I was the "new kid." But I also got to bring my video camera and be a fly on the wall for some of the duration we stayed in the hotel room, and that video became a widely-requested item which I was glad to share.

One time, I decided to try going to an exotic dance club, not to look for sex, but just as a way to meet people. I went with my friend Christian. We both had a good time, and I was so excited about the experience that I posted about it on the forum. I got good feedback, but then someone (whom I'll refer to as D.R.) described his own similar experiences, which condescended mine, and he ended up getting his own praise, which offended me. It was supposed to be a thread about my personal growth, and he turned it into a thread of his own victory. What's more, it made me realize, to my detriment, that I was trying to be something I was not: a hipster. His words of "wisdom" made the idea sound futile and boring to me, which I realized the next two times Christian and I went. I told him as politely as I could that I didn't need to hear his story or his advice, and everyone accused me of overreacting. That's when I decided to stop posting on forums regularly. It didn't matter to me that he was trying to help - if D.R. wasn't going to see the wood for this growing tree, he wasn't worthy of being my friend. To this day I still communicate with some of the members through other ways, and I still think of Danny as one of my best friends.

Part Six: Jobs[]


Throughout most of high school, I had a part time job as a library page, shelving books.

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Part Seven: College[]

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Part Eight: My dating experiences[]

One of the reasons I don't "put myself out there" is because I'm uncomfortable with attention to my appearance. A person can look attractive, and still have a sour side. I want to be known for who I am on the inside - after all, just because I don't look confident doesn't mean I don't feel it. Maybe I'm bored, maybe I'm nervous about something else, maybe I feel nothing in particular. I also don't wish to receive any advice about dating or relationships. The best way I learn is by actual experience, because I know that all women aren't the same. But when I hear a woman talk about a man who's "cute," I feel threatened, not because of my own image, but because it seems to verify that looks are valued over personality and makes me think, "I hope all women aren't this shallow..."

I feel like everyone looks down on me for being single - as if they think it says something negative about how messed up I am. Therefore, one of the reasons I have such a strong desire to have a relationship with a woman is so that I can feel at one with society. (Plus, I hear that married people live longer than single people, so maybe I'd be less stressed.) Even if it doesn't work out, the experience will have made me a better person, because I'll be less envious of those who are in a relationship.


Shortly after high school, I met one of my friend's exes, Carrie. She was chubby, rebellious, and a touch of slutty. She had a dangerous-sounding boyfriend (whom I thankfully never met), she lied to me about being a virgin, and she was somewhat immature. But I forgave her for these things because no other girl liked me enough to want to kiss me, or to let me fondle her chest. I was fresh out of high school, and now I had a chance to make something of myself. My friends had warned me about how messed up she was, but I disregarded it because I needed her company. After all, it was the time I spent with her that taught me not to say "I love you" too quickly, as it can mess things up, and that I shouldn't feel too protective of whoever I'm dating.


My life changed for the better when I met Donna. On the first day of one of my Fall 2003 classes, she sat down next to me and started talking. I wasn't eager to get to know her when I first saw her, but the more she talked to me, the more I found out we had in common. Soon it became a routine to sit next to each other in class, and continue in-class conversations while walking to her car afterwards. Each of those walks eventually ended with a hug, which gave me hope that it would lead somewhere. A month after we met, we decided to do something outside of class. We ended up going bowling, and that's where we decided to start dating. The next week, she told me right from the get-go that she did want to date me, but she didn't want a serious relationship, partly because she was preparing to head off to UC Berkeley, which meant she was going to be doing a lot more school work, and thus would not have time for a social life. I was glad that she told me this, but I was upset that she didn't want me as a boyfriend. And those feelings were very hard for me to hide. Whenever I told someone about how I liked our situation, they acted like I was being used by her, which upset me further and triggered my defenses.

I thought that since we had so much in common, personality-wise, we would be the perfect couple. Yet one time she said we both worried too much (she was diagnosed with GAD), and thus were incompatible. I disagreed with this, because every time I thought of her, I got a sense of confidence that I can give her what she needs, seeing as how she's a little less stable than me. In the past few years, there has been some serious tension between us, which has driven me to the point of nearly going completely crazy. You wanna know how crazy? At one point I was comfortable with being persistent with her again (I used to complain that there wasn't enough give-and-take), hoping that one day she would turn around. My logic was, the more I give and the less she gives, the more she'll look like a worse friend, and feel more like evening the imbalance. Was I right? No sir! So how did I deal with the fact that she might be a cold fish? By channeling my frustration into a creative work, a graphic novel which I hope to self-publish once I'm done with it.

Other endeavors[]

Since Donna moved away, I have tried numerous times to meet people online (mostly girls). To date (no pun intended), I've been stood up four times, even though I was confident on all occasions. Even a woman I met outside of Craig's List has stood me up (but emailed me in advance). After each one, I always expected that the next one wouldn't have a happy ending, but I was always upset whenever I was right. Because of this seemingly endless slew of misfortune, I become increasingly irritated whenever I hear stories of other people my age meeting each other online (and eventually getting married), because it's never worked very well for me. I ask myself, am I too impatient, or am I the only good person in this town?

For a long time I have made it a goal of looking for the answer of a good question: how do you meet people in this town? Some people have suggested that I get a MySpace (or similar) page. I joined Facebook out of boredom, but I am still skeptical about meeting others through a site, because if you already know everything about a person from a first look at their profile, what are you going to talk to them about? You'll know so much about the person that you won't be curious about them in any way, and that can often take the fun out of any relationship. I think it's better to find things out about each other gradually, which is why I prefer to meet others in person and talk with them in person. There is much more to learn about me than what is to be read in this article.

Part Nine: How I've evolved[]

When I moved to Sunnyvale, my mind was still set in high school. Now, nearly five years later, I've matured in several ways. I'm better at solving problems, I'm more assertive, and I know what to look for in other people. Then again, I'm still silent, keeping to myself most of the time, just a fly on the wall. But I call this being "observant" - not necessarily secluding myself from everyone around me. I consider myself approachable, but I don't always look that way.

There have been a few things I've done which amaze even me, and may amaze you.

  • During my first regular quarter at DeAnza, I met a girl named Jackie. I would stop and talk with her whenever I met her on campus, and she seemed like a nice person. Unfortunately, that's pretty much the most I ever did with her, due to something I did that changed her life. I walked up to her one day and noticed she was writing something in a notebook, which turned out to be a love letter to this boy she noticed nearby. I suggested that she go introduce herself, but she was giddy and embarrassed, calling herself a dork. I told her she had her heart set on a good thing, and that she should ask herself why she deserves to be his friend in the first place. The next few times I saw her, I learned the two had hit it off, and were now dating. Because of that, she had little free time to hang out with me, even though I was somewhat eager to join her group. I know I did a good thing, but I find it hard to forgive myself for not being straightforward and doing the opposite of what I did.

(more coming soon)

Conclusion: How I cope[]

Like most people, with or without AS, I am embarrassed by most of the things I did as a kid. In fact, I regret ever having been the age of 2 through 12. When I think of everything awful about me that my family had to endure -- not to mention my peers, the authority figures, and the bureaucracy -- it's enough to make me wish I didn't exist.

However, there are two major things I did during those years that I don't regret at all. The first one is watching Sesame Street. It's one of the best shows I've ever seen (especially since I didn't grow up with cable), and it's made me a better person -- even in adulthood. Through the process of "tape trading," I have managed to collect many episodes from the show's very beginning to the early 1990's. By doing this, I've recaptured 99% of my best childhood memories - and even discovered many that I'd never seen. It is still an ongoing hobby of mine to collect as many old episodes as I can find -- it's like going on a treasure hunt.

The second thing I don't regret doing is drawing. I've been doing it since I was seven, and I know it's the thing I was meant to do, because I always felt good while doing it. Even though most of my early age stuff is embarrassing for me to look at, I figure, hey, all artists have to start somewhere. I love sitting down at my animation table with a really good pencil, and drawing something in my own original way.

What is self-esteem, anyway?[]

I don’t believe there is such a thing as “self-esteem.” To judge someone by their level of such a thing is unfair, because we have our good days and our bad days, and one’s attitude towards oneself can never be permanent. Furthermore, if someone were to call me out on such a thing, it would not improve my mood (if that was their intention). When I feel bad, what I need to do is to heal on my own, and wait until those bad feelings go away. Really, that’s the best thing any of us can do. Hence, I do not “fish for compliments” either.

As I specified earlier, I have a tendency to think that everyone is out to prove that they’re better than me, that they’re glad they’re not like me -- especially people my age. I don’t have the same notion about those who are older than me, because they are less likely to be boisterous and judgmental (and also less likely to use drugs). Some might see me as paranoid because of this notion, but in my defense, it is this spiteful, observant attitude that fuels my creativity and makes me want to produce great-looking cartoon art, knowing it is something that very few of my peers would be able to do themselves. The main way I want to meet others is through my art, and through my interest in the art form. I am more likely to get along with those whom I meet through such endeavors.

I like my stupid life just the way it is
And I wouldn't even change it for a thousand flying pigs
-- Oingo Boingo, "Change"

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